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| anis91 | Date: Sunday, 2011-09-25, 8:40 PM | Message # 1 |
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| post any boring/funny jokes here
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I
Teacher:give me a sentence starting with I
Student:I is the...
Teacher:STOP! Never put an "is" after an "I", use "am"
Student:ok, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet
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bathroom
Johnny:teacher, can i go to the bathroom?
Teacher:Jhonny, MAY I go to the bathroom?
Johnny:But i asked 1st!
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24 hours
Doctor(on the phone): umm...hello, is this Petter John?
Petter:yes, are u my doctor?
Doctor:yes, i have a good news and a bad news for you sir
Petter:tell me the good news 1st
Doctor:you have 24hours to live
Petter:Oh no! if that is the good new, then what's the bad new
Doctor:i forgot to call you yesterday.
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| Viz | Date: Sunday, 2011-09-25, 11:04 PM | Message # 2 |
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| Here's a joke for you: Women's rights.
Ba dum tsh.
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| anis91 | Date: Sunday, 2011-09-25, 11:40 PM | Message # 3 |
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| Quote (Viz) Here's a joke for you: Women's rights.
Ba dum tsh.
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what??!!
knot=hello
john=hello this is watt
knot=i'm sry, what's your name?
john=yes, watt's my name
knot=is this a joke?what is your name?
john=john watt
knot=john what?
john=yes look, is this james?
knot=no i am knot
(after 20 secs)
john=are you going to tell me your name?
knot=i am knot
john=why not?
knot=not what?!
to beginners: to get it focus on bold words
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| BladeStorm_X | Date: Monday, 2011-09-26, 10:55 AM | Message # 4 |
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| Here's a joke
Son: Dad can you sign in the dark?
Father: Yes, but why?
Son: You need to sign my report card.
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| anis91 | Date: Monday, 2011-09-26, 8:49 PM | Message # 5 |
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| Quote (BladeStorm_X) Son: Dad can you sign in the dark?
Father: Yes, but why?
Son: You need to sign my report card.
i have some other ones
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No More Trust?
1st guy: there isn't any more trust in the world
2nd guy: how is that?
1st guy: i went to steel my dad's wallet, so i find mine in his pocket!!
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Sir
worker 1: you see that guy with blonde hair there, is it a boy?or a girl
worker 2: she's a girl
worker 1: how did you know?
worker 2: she's my daughter
worker 1: oh, i'm sorry Sir, i didn't know you were her father
worker 2: no i'm not, i'm her mother
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| Mugen_Boy | Date: Tuesday, 2011-09-27, 1:00 PM | Message # 6 |
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| hahaha nice jokes guys
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| anis91 | Date: Saturday, 2012-01-14, 8:40 PM | Message # 7 |
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what's this
Added (2012-01-14, 8:40 PM)
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i got a so unfunny joke
there was a thief, waiting in front of a old lady's house, and she was combing her hair, so he said:i will w8 until she finishes, and so he waited, and waited and waited, and he slept there, so woke up when he felt the light being turned off, he was very happy, so he entred the house, looked and messed, but did't find anything, so he messed up her hair and ran away
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| Mugen_Boy | Date: Saturday, 2012-01-14, 8:47 PM | Message # 8 |
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| Eh not too funny
heres one:
In heaven together we were in a big hall.
An Angel told us to write our sins before going in,
but before I could start writing any thing
I heard you calling for 'EXTRA SHEET'.
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| anis91 | Date: Saturday, 2012-01-14, 10:46 PM | Message # 9 |
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| Quote (-MB-) Eh not too funny
Quote (-MB-) i got a so unfunny joke
and lol XD
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| Aster | Date: Friday, 2012-01-20, 1:58 PM | Message # 10 |
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| how many saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
JUST ONE. BUT IT'LL TAKE 20 EPISODES TO DO IT!!!
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| anis91 | Date: Friday, 2012-01-20, 8:44 PM | Message # 11 |
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| not that funny <-<
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| RU-MAN | Date: Friday, 2012-04-06, 4:15 PM | Message # 12 |
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| Quote (anis91) knot=hello
john=hello this is watt
knot=i'm sry, what's your name?
john=yes, watt's my name
knot=is this a joke?what is your name?
john=john watt
knot=john what?
john=yes look, is this james?
knot=no i am knot
(after 20 secs)
john=are you going to tell me your name?
knot=i am knot
john=why not?
knot=not what?!
it is d bstAdded (2012-04-06, 4:06 PM)
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A family comes out of an electronic shop.
son holds "IPHONE"...Daughter holds "IPOD"
mother holds "IPAD".........AND FATHER HOLDS A BANNER SAYING "IPAID" Added (2012-04-06, 4:09 PM)
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A black baby is given a pair of wings by god...
He smiles and asks "Does this mean i am an angel now?"
god laughed....
he said "not that young boy, u are a batman now!!!" Added (2012-04-06, 4:11 PM)
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Teacher:Tintu what is the full form of class?Tintumon:C-ComeL-LateA-AndS-StartS-Sleeping Added (2012-04-06, 4:12 PM)
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Docter to tintumon:u will die
within 2 hours.Do u want to see any
one before u die?
Tintumon:Yes,A GOOD DOCTER Added (2012-04-06, 4:13 PM)
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Tintu was standing below a tube
light with mouth wide open....
WHY??
Because his doctor advised him:
Today`s dinner should be light... Added (2012-04-06, 4:15 PM)
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Why do bosses prefer round table
conferences? So that no1 can corner
them.
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| Mugen_Boy | Date: Friday, 2012-04-06, 4:22 PM | Message # 13 |
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Here are a couple of them:
Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall:
"Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!!
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Man 1: After buying this new hearing aid, I am able to hear something two blocks away.
Man 2: Cool, how much did it cost?
Man 1: The time is three past ten.
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| anis91 | Date: Friday, 2012-04-06, 9:47 PM | Message # 14 |
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| Quote (RU-MAN) A family comes out of an electronic shop.
son holds "IPHONE"...Daughter holds "IPOD"
mother holds "IPAD".........AND FATHER HOLDS A BANNER SAYING "IPAID"
Quote (-MB-) Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall:
"Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!!
srsly guys, your jokes were hilarious xD
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man:god how much is a billion years for you
god:a minute
man:how much is a billion dollars to you
god: a penny
man: god can i have a penny, plz?
god:*changing into trollface* in a minute
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1:there were 500 bricks on a plane, one fell how many left?
2:easy it's 499
1: how to put an elephant in a fridge on 3 steps?
2: open the door-put the elephant-close the door
1:good! next question, how to put a deer in a fridge on 4 steps?
2:open fridge-take out elephant-put deer-close fridge
1:excellent! the lion king made a party, everyone came except for the deer, why?
2: she's still in the fridge
1:fantastic, this is the semi final question, there were 200 crocodiles in a river, how could an old lady pass?
2:meh easy, she just passes, cause they are still in the party
1:LAST QUESTION, YOU ANSWER, YOU WIN BILLIONS OF $$, the old lady died anyways, why?
2: umm... i guess she drowned
1:nope, the brick fell on her head, sry you lost!!!
2: FUUUUUUUU-
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| RU-MAN | Date: Monday, 2012-04-09, 9:01 AM | Message # 15 |
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| Quote (anis91) 1:there were 500 bricks on a plane, one fell how many left?
2:easy it's 499
1: how to put an elephant in a fridge on 3 steps?
2: open the door-put the elephant-close the door
1:good! next question, how to put a deer in a fridge on 4 steps?
2:open fridge-take out elephant-put deer-close fridge
1:excellent! the lion king made a party, everyone came except for the deer, why?
2: she's still in the fridge
1:fantastic, this is the semi final question, there were 200 crocodiles in a river, how could an old lady pass?
2:meh easy, she just passes, cause they are still in the party
1:LAST QUESTION, YOU ANSWER, YOU WIN BILLIONS OF $$, the old lady died anyways, why?
2: umm... i guess she drowned
1:nope, the brick fell on her head, sry you lost!!!
2: FUUUUUUUU-
i knew that joke too!!!  Added (2012-04-09, 9:01 AM)
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Quote (anis91) man:god how much is a billion years for you
god:a minute
man:how much is a billion dollars to you
god: a penny
man: god can i have a penny, plz?
god:*changing into trollface* in a minute
this was great!!
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