1:there were 500 bricks on a plane, one fell how many left?
2:easy it's 499
1: how to put an elephant in a fridge on 3 steps?
2: open the door-put the elephant-close the door
1:good! next question, how to put a deer in a fridge on 4 steps?
2:open fridge-take out elephant-put deer-close fridge
1:excellent! the lion king made a party, everyone came except for the deer, why?
2: she's still in the fridge
1:fantastic, this is the semi final question, there were 200 crocodiles in a river, how could an old lady pass?
2:meh easy, she just passes, cause they are still in the party
1:LAST QUESTION, YOU ANSWER, YOU WIN BILLIONS OF $$, the old lady died anyways, why?
2: umm... i guess she drowned
1:nope, the brick fell on her head, sry you lost!!!
2: FUUUUUUUU-

man:god how much is a billion years for you
god:a minute
man:how much is a billion dollars to you
god: a penny
man: god can i have a penny, plz?
god:*changing into trollface* in a minute

i knew that joke too!!!