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RU-MANDate: Monday, 2012-04-09, 9:01 AM | Message # 16
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1:there were 500 bricks on a plane, one fell how many left?
2:easy it's 499
1: how to put an elephant in a fridge on 3 steps?
2: open the door-put the elephant-close the door
1:good! next question, how to put a deer in a fridge on 4 steps?
2:open fridge-take out elephant-put deer-close fridge
1:excellent! the lion king made a party, everyone came except for the deer, why?
2: she's still in the fridge
1:fantastic, this is the semi final question, there were 200 crocodiles in a river, how could an old lady pass?
2:meh easy, she just passes, cause they are still in the party
1:LAST QUESTION, YOU ANSWER, YOU WIN BILLIONS OF $$, the old lady died anyways, why?
2: umm... i guess she drowned
1:nope, the brick fell on her head, sry you lost!!!
2: FUUUUUUUU-

i knew that joke too!!! wink

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man:god how much is a billion years for you
god:a minute
man:how much is a billion dollars to you
god: a penny
man: god can i have a penny, plz?
god:*changing into trollface* in a minute

this was great!!
 
anis91Date: Monday, 2012-04-09, 2:37 PM | Message # 17
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i knew that joke too!!!

yup it's known on the internet
 
RU-MANDate: Wednesday, 2012-04-11, 3:04 PM | Message # 18
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A train suddenly slips into a crop field and stops....

The driver is MR. BEAN

Passngrs : Are u blind ????
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How did the train slip into the field ???

BEAN : A man was standing on the track !!

Passngrs : For 1 man u endangered so many lives , u must have smashed him....

BEAN : I was trying 2 do that but he ran into the fields !!


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-MB-Date: Wednesday, 2012-04-11, 9:45 PM | Message # 19
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Hahaha nice one!
 
anis91Date: Sunday, 2012-04-22, 5:41 PM | Message # 20
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hhh funny one xD

son:dad why do women wear white in their wedding
dad:because it's the best day in their lives
son:now i understand why we wear black

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son:hey dad i'm back from france
dad:how's the kids?
son:pfff they are annoying me alot
dad:i know kids are such a pain the butt
son:yeah i ag....wait
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there was a girl walking her dog
kid: pff why do people walk their cows!!
girl: it's not a cow you blind it's a dog
kid:i wasn't talking wit you
 
RU-MANDate: Monday, 2012-04-23, 1:58 PM | Message # 21
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i didnt undrstnd d last 1
 
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